Donald Trump’s Disney movie

If I was in a Disney movie,

I would be the hero,

And Trump would be my villain.

 

If I was in a Disney movie,

I would be an Irish lady,

And Trump would build a goddamn wall to keep my family out.

 

If I was in a Disney movie,

I would love freely with men, women, and those far beyond,

And Trump would strip me of my legal loving rights.

 

If I was in a Disney movie,

I would survive my traumas and all my haunting memories,

And Trump would openly brag about committing them.

 

If I was in a Disney movie,

I would fight and live and love as strong as the boys,

And Trump would put me down and grab me by the ((meow)).

 

If I was in a Disney movie,

I would sing and pray to my gods and live my life in accordance,

And Trump would scream at me “HERETIC!”

 

If I was in a Disney movie,

I would work through my disadvantages and disabilities,

And Trump would mock me along the way.

 

If I was in a Disney movie,

I would celebrate my lovely, colourful heritage,

And Trump would turn my friends and colleagues against it.

 

If I was in a Disney movie,

I would be the biggest, baddest bitch,

And Trump would pride himself in Shutting. Me. Down.

 

I'm not in a Disney movie.

 

And I'm no hero.

 

But Trump is still my villain.